Nuthin’ But A Glee Thang with Heather Morris, Matthew MorrisonMusic Promo
Heather Morris and the cast of GLEE put their own stamp on the Dr. Dre classic NUTHIN’ BUT A ‘G’ THANG.
Starring: Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome, Ashley Lendzion, Sofia Vergara, Matt Morrison, Cory Monteith, Harry Shrum, and Naya Rivera
Directed by Keith Schofield
Written By: Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome and Ashley Lendzion
Produced by: David Bernad
Edited By: Isaac Hagy
Song recorded and Mixed by: Ethan Carlson
Assistant Editor: Abteen Bagheri-Fard
vfx: Ryan Reichenfeld, Dustin Bowser
Associate Producer: Christin Trogan
Production Coordinator: Lauren Banahan
DP: Dan Ainsworth, Michael Rizzi, Brian Mulchy
Second Unit DP: Brian Lane
AC: Ray Lee
Grip and Electric: Tom Pena, Brett Lopez, Julien Lormant, Pat O’Brien
Sound: BoTown Sound
Production Design: Rachael Ferrara
Hair and Makeup: Sara Irving, Shauna O’Toole, and Kristen Berge
Production Assistants: Kendall Anlian, Elliot Dickerhoof, Greg Kindra, Max Riesberg, Alistair Walford
Featured Extras: Zulu, Nicole Holofcener, Joe Allanoff, Remy Beland, Delaney Sander, Violet Saxon, Adam Koral, Danielle Nashen, Jane Lynch Doll
Special Thanks: Ryan Murphy, Melody and Stagg Street Studios, Khani Jo Zulu, Kim Beavers, Jason Weinberg, Evan Hainey, Jen Merlino, Jason Burns, David Branson Smith, Jonathan Bernad, Adam Koral, Rachel Rusch, Ed Saxon, Kathleen McCaffrey and Taryn Southern
Very Special Thanks: Las Palmas Hollywood
Zulu Tattoo (www.zulutattoo.com)
January 10, 2011
Riki Lindhome: [Squeals] Oh!
They kissed! [Giggles]
Ashley Lendzion: [Giggles] This is the
best show ever!
Riki Lindhome: Oh my God.
Riki Lindhome: So, Cory would be my
boyfriend, and then Diana,
Riki Lindhome: no, yeah, Harry would
be my BFF.
Ashley Lendzion: Really?
Riki Lindhome: Yeah!
Ashley Lendzion: Matt Morrison!
Riki Lindhome: No!
Ashley Lendzion: Girl! Yeah! Have you
seen that man’s abs?!
Riki Lindhome: Uh-uh. My radio dial is
turned to all Monteith, all
Ashley Lendzion: Oh, please.
Heather Morris: Seriously, you guys. Out of
all the characters on the
Heather Morris: show, you would choose
Cory and Matt?
Ashley Lendzion: Well, who’s your favorite
Riki Lindhome: Not you!
Heather Morris: Like, if I were to
Sofia Vergara: You guys are idiots.
Sofia Vergara: Jane Lynch is by far the
best Glee cast member.
Ashley Lendzion: Oh, yeah right. So.
Riki Lindhome: No way.
Ashley Lendzion: Simmer down.
Heather Morris: You’re just biased.
Sofia Vergara: Ay Por Favor! Comparing
Jane to the rest of the
Sofia Vergara: cast is like comparing the
Great Barrier Reef with a
Sofia Vergara: piece of dog shit.
No offense, Heather.
Heather Morris: Whatever.
Sofia Vergara: Heather is my favorite.
I just don’t want her to know
Sofia Vergara: because I don’t want her to
think that I’m just a crazy
Sofia Vergara: fan that doesn’t know the
difference between TV and reality.
Sofia Vergara: It just makes me want to
cut to a musical number.
[“Nuthin’ But a “G” Thang” Instrumental Plays]
Ashley Lendzion: [Rapping] One, two, three
and to the four.
Ashley Lendzion: If you love Glee come knock
on my door.
Ashley Lendzion: Ain’t nuthin’ but a Glee
Ashley Lendzion: Matt Morrison’s abs
drive me crazy.
Ashley Lendzion: Tried to make him mine,
cops had to taze me.
Ashley Lendzion: Undeniable, this ain’t
gonna faze me.
Ashley Lendzion: It’s a shame there’s only
one Matt Morrison.
Ashley Lendzion: Like the cloned sheep
Dolly, I want more of him.
Ashley Lendzion: If Matt Morrison were boss,
I’d work for him for free.
Ashley Lendzion: Dropping all his calls
like I’m ATT.
Ashley Lindzion: Now, I’m Alfred Hitchcock,
I’ll show up in your shot.
Ashley Lindzion: Six times been escorted off
the studio lot.
Ashley Lindzion: Hot, silly, Matthew
Morrison, acting all aloof.
Ashley Lindzion: He’s got no idea I’m
serving warm milk and roofies.
Ashley Lindzion: Cut off my wedding finger,
and sent it to Matt.
Ashley Lindzion: He needs to put a ring on
it and send it right back.
Ashley Lindzion, Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome: It’s like this, not like
that, but like this, and,
Ashley Lindzion, Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome: It’s like that, kinda like
this, and like that, and,
Ashley Lindzion, Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome: It’s like this and like
that, and like this, and uh.
Ashley Lindzion: Heather, flip to the mic
like a gymnast.
Heather Morris: [Rapping] Well, I’m
peepin’, and I’m creepin’,
Heather Morris: and I’m creepin’. Brought
my Jane Lynch doll, by my
Heather Morris: side she be sleepin’. Now,
let’s tap, break is all we fantasize.
Heather Morris: Snoop Dogg doin’ jazz, even
he won’t survive.
Heather Morris: Shit, as I lay me tired
eyes to the sleep, I pray
Heather Morris: for Naya Rivera as my D O
Heather Morris: Then, we get tats of the
whole cast up our back.
Heather Morris: I’ll go, then she’ll go,
I’ll cage her like a monkey rat.
Heather Morris: To add to my collection, I
collect some strands of
Heather Morris: Naya’s weave to floss my
teeth. Just creepin’.
Heather Morris: Her and me, like birds and bees.
Shit I’m hooked like
Heather Morris: those phonics G L
dizzle double E.
Heather Morris, Ashley Lindzion, Riki Lindhome, Naya Rivera: It’s like this, no like
that, and like this, and uh.
Heather Morris, Ashley Lindzion, Riki Lindhome, Naya Rivera: Okay like this, no like
this, and like that and uh. It’s like this.
Heather Morris: Creamsicles are delicious!
So just chill, ’til the
Heather Morris: next episode.
Riki Lindhome: Yo! I got Monteith on my
left, Agron on my right,
Riki Lindhome: and we’re gonna mess shit
up all night.
Riki Lindhome: In the library we do a
musical number, then start
Riki Lindhome: a fight for no reason cause
we feel so unencumbered.
Riki Lindhome: We don’t st-st-stutter like
we’re Jenna Ushkowitz
Riki Lindhome: when we drench you in the face
with our slushie hits.
Riki Lindhome: We start throwing all the
books and causing total mayhem.
Riki Lindhome: Make you lose your place
cause we don’t give a day-um.
Riki Lindhome: We do some sweet dance
moves don’t try to diss ’em,
Riki Lindhome: cause we’re harder than the
Dewey Decimal system.
Riki Lindhome: We feel freer than a credit
report, singing Journey.
Riki Lindhome: And we won’t stop believin’
’til we put you in a gurney.
Riki Lindhome: Yeah, you’re trying to
focus and you want us to go
Riki Lindhome: soon, but we’re like Steven
Segal with a show tune.
Riki Lindhome: If you try to stop us, from
doing our reprise,
Riki Lindhome: I’ll tell you what you can
do with your late fees.
Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris, Ashley Lendzion: It’s like this, not like
that, it’s like this and uh.
Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris, Ashley Lendzion: It’s like that, not like
this, and like that and uh.
Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris, Ashley Lendzion: It’s like this.
Riki Lindhome: [bleep] you,
Ashley Lendzion, Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome: So, just chill, ’til the
next episode. Of Glee.